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Как нужно ругать на экзамене.
«Начало — 10.00. Я не обладаю большим запасом ругательств… К тому же, Ваше поросячье высочество, я с трудом могу на Вас ругаться! Но я попробую! Этот нахал… Наглец… Что он там о себе думает? Что он пуп земли? А на всех остальных — плевать? Налепил директорских морд на все места — типа, прикрылся фиговыми листочками! А что с другими будет??? И остальных подбивает: тихие скромные девочки рядом с ним превращаются в каких-то фурий (К*****, К****, Н*** — это только часть списка). Сердцеед хренов! Жопа с ушами! Зараза эдакая! Чудище страшное! Поганка бледная! Сосиска, редиска, нехороший человек! Недотепа! Балбес великовозрастный, играющий в игрушечки и игры «ролевые»! Скотина безрогая… Или рогатая… Или собака бешеная… Или осел (ишачина) упрямый… Поросенок… Нет, слишком мягко… Свинья неблагодарная… Скот редкостный! Крокодил неприрученный… Лентяй невыносимый… Лодырь записной… Балда исключительная… Оболтус оболтусовый… Шалтай-болтай… Обалдуй обалдуйский… Здесь пока остановимся. Можно перечитать снова… О! Идея! Поганец-засранец-паршивец! Пакость изумительная! Дрянь такая! Гаденыш! Нет, гад ползучий! Гадина ядовитая! Змея подколодная! Чертенок, бесенок… Нет, уже, похоже, черт и бес. И не мелкий! И какого лешего я сижу сейчас перед компьютером, вместо того чтобы заняться чем-нибудь другим? Точно чертовщина какая-то, блин! Черт знает что!) Вот зараза! (Извини, кажется, начинаю повторяться) И еще жмот, мстительный и злопамятный злыдень, исчадие какое-то! Короче, «он порча, он чума, он язва здешних мест»… Итак, эксперимент по использованию компьтерных технологий при сдаче ЕГЭ начат. Будем надеяться, что результат будет не хуже, чем при использовании старевшей дедовской методики устного ругания. Отчаливаю из виртуального мира, повторяя: «Зараза три раза, паршивец, скотина, чертенок, поганка, свинья, ишачина») Не стоит благодарностей, если все это помогло!)))»
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Как ругать перед экзаменом
Студенческие приметы указывают, что перед сдачей зачета или экзамена обязательно нужно соблюсти несколько требований: не мыться накануне, в особенности не мыть голову, спать с учебником под подушкой и т.д. Друзья также могут поспособствовать успешной сдаче сессии, ругая учащегося.
Инструкция
Ругайте студента именно в день сдачи. Эмоция гнева — одна из самых ярких и сильных, а вашему другу нужна сильная энергетическая поддержка. Понимая, что вы болеете за него и желаете ему успеха, он быстрее соберется и сдаст экзамен лучше.
Не используйте ругательств, касающихся умственной неполноценности: дурак, идиот, недоумок и подобные. Слово материально, а значит, качества, которые вы приписываете студенту, станут его личными качествами. Как вы понимаете, человек с низким интеллектом не может заниматься учебой всерьез и успешно сдать экзамен или зачет.
Обратите свою любовь в гнев. Перечисляйте вслух все черты характера студента и неизменно придавайте им негативный оттенок. Вспоминайте все поступки, совершенные им, и высказывайтесь о них с неизменно отрицательным отношением.
Припишите ему отрицательные качества, противоположные его истинным чертам, к примеру, если он отличается упорством, назовите его ветреником. В качестве основы можете использовать и нейтральные черты. Отрицательные свойства характера преувеличивайте до гротескных масштабов.
Допускаются любые выражения и ругательства, не затрагивающие интеллект студента: шельма, повеса, сукин сын и т.д. По большей части смысл и содержание брани зависят исключительно от вашей фантазии, к примеру: «Ах, ты, шельма, Петр, всю ночь гулял, с дружками пил, последние деньги на ветер пустил! Ах ты, пьяница, мать с отцом без копейки оставил, Ирод бессердечный!». При этом ваш друг может быть трезвенником и любящим сыном. Вспоминайте и реальные истории из общения с человеком: наверняка он совершал какие-то ошибки. У вас появился законный повод высказать свое мнение о нем и даже получить за это благодарность.
Обратите внимание
Ругань с дохристианских времен и до недавнего времени считалась лучшим средством от сглаза. Считалось, что если друзья, по всей видимости, желают зла тому или иному человеку, то его настоящий враг не станет досаждать ему и целенаправленно портить жизнь, в частности, препятствовать сдаче экзамена. Такие обманные ходы существуют во многих обрядах, дошедших до наших дней, в том числе в свадебных. Студенческое поверье тоже можно связать с верой в «дурной глаз».
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#1
Итак, у друга-студента наступает увлекательнейшая сессия и у него нет возможности сдать экзамен полагаясь только на свои силы. Как же ему помочь? Ругать на экзамене! Да, как ни странно, это помогает. Главное — правильно выбрать ругательства и с умом подойти к технике этого вопроса.
#2
Чтобы правильно ругать студента, надо знать правила. Первое правило — надо понять, что кого-то стоит просто-таки чуть ли не бить, а вот кого-то лучше и похвалить, чтобы тот хорошо сдал экзамен. Если друг-студент будет слишком сильно отруган в лицо, он может и не захочет сдавать экзамен вообще, студент ведь — натура тонкая. . . Поэтому, ругая его перед экзаменом лично, не стоит сильно давить и говорить ему что-то, что может его реально обидеть и огорчить.
#3
А вот ругать на экзамене, пока студент не слышит — тут можно оторваться по полной! Можно даже материть, говорить об умственных способностях бедняги, о его физической форме и внешнем виде, поведении и отношении к людям. Даже если студент в жизни примерный ученик и хороший человек, можно называть его последними словами, это ему только поможет. Пусть даже не пробует обижаться, если и узнает. Может, именно ругань помогла сдать ему этот злосчастный экзамен? Вот то-то же.
#4
Как ругать перед экзаменами, чтобы ругань не претворялась в жизнь, а наоборот? Главное верить искренне в говоримое, но при этом понимать, что на самом деле друг-студент — замечательный и умный человек, что у него обязательно все получится. Такая ругань — хорошее представление, театр одного актера в своём роде. Конечно, кому-то сложно ругать любимого друга-студента, но ведь это ради го же блага, об этом нужно помнить.
#5
Ругань — не единственный способ помочь сдать экзамен студенту. Помимо непосредственной помощи, вроде подсказок, подготовки шпаргалок, конспектов и всевозможных махинаций, до которых только может дойти человеческая изобретательность (в частности — микронаушники и прочие технические штучки; подкуп профессора или одногруппников etc) , есть ещё несколько средств. О них речь и пойдёт ниже.
#6
Да-да, это именно студенческие приметы. Они проверены не одним поколением студентов, а значит, они работают. Классика — кричать вместе с другом в окно в полночь: «халява, приди! » Также классический способ — держать крестики и кулачки за любимого друга, чтобы ему обязательно повезло. Можно, пока друг не видит, нарисовать на последней страничке зачётки в верхнем правом углу карандашом нарисовать домик с окошком и дымом из трубы, чем длиннее — тем лучше будет сдана вся сессия. Можно посоветовать ему несколько студенческих примет, хотя он их и сам знает.
#7
Лучший способ помочь перед экзаменом — дать студенту отдохнуть хорошенько. Отдохнуть — это не провести ночь в клубе, а реально отдохнуть. Если он живет в общежитии, можно снять ему комнату, чтобы он просто поспал или подготовился к экзамену в тишине и покое. Он будет счастлив. Надеемся, что эти советы помогут тем, кто хочет спасти своего друга-студента от провала на экзамене.
244 Russian Swear Words, Phrases, Curses, Slang, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! How To Speak Russian!
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Yay! This silly post is your definitive guide on a massive 244 Russian Swear Words, Slang, Phrases, Insults and Expletives, or How To Swear In Russian!
Yes, profanities from languages around the world is subject matter that appears a lot in this silly travel blog!
You can find out more about Russian swearing in more detail here – and actually maybe learn some proper Russian!:
As an introduction… here are my Top 10 Russian Swear Words! Let’s just say that they’re very expressive!
What The Best and Funniest Russian Swear Words, Curses and Phrases?
Srat’ tebe v rot – To crap in your mouth
Perhot’ podzalupnaya – Pee hole dandruff (which makes me wonder how the dandruff got there in the first place!)
Razvaluha – Car that’s falling apart as it goes
Shluha vokzal’naja – Train station whore
Shob tebe deti v sup srali – I wish that your children will crap in your soup
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe – Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful
Nochnaja babochka – Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Zalupa konskaya – Horse pee hole! (to a person)
Hooy morzhovy – Walrus penis (to a person)
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu – I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
I have a feeling that none of these new phrases you’re about to learn today are ever going to appear in Living Language – Russian anytime soon!
One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise at least five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence!
I know sod all Russian and I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand.
By the way, if you’re going to Russia anytime soon, you may need one of these guides:
When I visited Kazakhstan, where Russian is an official language, I think I managed to learn about ten Russian words in total, but then everyone else wanted to practice speaking English with me anyway. And I’m not sure why, because I only talk in a series of silly expressions (see my silly list of Australian Slang Words, Expressions, and Expletives!) so no one would have understood me anyway.
Which brings me to…
My Definitive List And Guide Of Really Bad Russian Swear Words, Insults, Curses, Expletives and Phrases! How To Learn the Russian Language!
I received this list of Russian swear words from someone who speaks both Russian and English, and thought they were pretty funny. That is, the ones that I left in this list. I had to cut some out because some of them were pretty bad!
Yes, many of these rather rude Russian swear words, expletives and phrases are downright offensive, abusive and insulting. If you really want to work through this list with a native Russian speaker, you probably won’t be alive at the end of it!
Let me know if you’re silly enough to give that a go! Note, the Russian swear words below are written the way they sound. Either way if you’re a native Russian speaker, or just want to learn a bit of of really bad Russian, I’m sure you’ll find this funny!
Here we go!
WARNING: If you are easily offended, stop reading this list of offensive and downright rude Russian swear words and expressions now! You can’t say that I didn’t tell you!
You’re not going to see many of these in a Russian to English translation guide any time soon!
Russian Swear Word (Latin pronunciation) and their Hilarious English Translations!
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Russian Swear Word (Latin) |
English Translation |
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Hooy tebe v zhopu! |
Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person) |
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Hooy na ny! |
Whore, slut. Also used as a link word |
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Blyat |
No f*%&ing way! |
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Zalupa konskaya |
Horse pee hole! (to a person) |
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Hooy morzhovy |
Walrus penis (to a person) |
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Gandon shtopany |
Darned condom (to a person) |
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Perdoon stary |
Old Fart |
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Pizdobol, Pizdoon |
F*%*ing liar |
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Govnosos |
S*%# Sucker |
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Moodozvon |
Wacko |
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Zaebis’ |
Holy %&$^ (could be bad or good) |
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Pizdets |
F$&*ed up situation |
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Po hooy |
Don’t f&$*ing care |
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Do pizdy |
as above |
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Yelda |
Huge penis |
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Zalupa |
Pee hole |
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Tselka |
Virgin |
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Minet |
Blow job |
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Naveshat’ pizdyley |
To beat the crap out someone |
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Dat’ pizdy |
as above |
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Pizdy vlomit’ |
above |
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Srat’ tebe v rot |
To crap in your mouth |
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Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja |
Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch |
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Zasranec |
Asshole |
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Nu vse, tebe pizda |
That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead |
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Poshyel k chyertu |
Go to hell |
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Potselui mou zhopy |
Kiss my ass |
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Zhri govno i zdohni! |
Eat s&^% and die! |
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Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa |
Stop bitching |
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Yob tvoyu mat |
F*%& your mother |
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Durak neschastnyi |
You unlucky idiot |
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Balvan |
Thick headed fool |
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Dubiina |
Idiot (literally, A piece of wood) |
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Viyebnutsa |
Show off |
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Govno |
S&^% |
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Zhopa |
Asshole |
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Sraka |
An ass |
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Mudak |
An asshole |
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Passossee mayee yaitsa |
Suck my balls |
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Ti Durak |
You’re a moron |
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Zacroy rot |
Shut up |
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Ti degheneraat |
You’re a degenerate |
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Bliad’ |
Whore |
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Govniuk |
S*%&head |
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Pidaras |
Asshole |
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Poshol nahuj |
F*%& off, f*$( you |
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Pashol na khui |
as above |
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Eto mnye do huya |
I don’t give a f%$ |
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Na huy…? |
Why the f*%(…? |
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A huy li? |
Why the f(%* not? |
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Huy tebye v glaz! |
A d*%( in your eye |
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Yobanaya suka! |
F*%&ing Bitch |
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Otyebis ot menya! |
Get the f(%* away from me |
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Yobni yivo |
Beat him! |
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Yob materi vashi! |
I f%*ked all of your mothers |
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Ootebya nyetu peeski |
You have no d*&% |
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Nee da dyeloni |
F*&%ed up (lit. undone) |
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Ya hachu tebya trakhate |
I want to f&^$ you |
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Zasranees |
Shithead |
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Kooshay govno sooka |
Eat s&*%, bitch |
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Ootebya nyet yayeesav |
You have no balls |
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Cuchka derganaya |
Crazy bitch |
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Poydi k chertu |
Go to hell |
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Fsyoe zaeebahnuh |
All f%$#ed up |
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Gndon |
Condom |
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Prezirvativ |
Condom |
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Thomarai gand mai lund hai? |
Is a d%$# stuck up your ass? |
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Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu |
Go f%$# your mom |
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Suka / sooka |
Bitch |
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Jebat moi lisiy cherep |
F%$ my bald skull |
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Chlen tebie v rot |
Take a d^%$ in your mouth |
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Otyebis |
F#$% off |
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Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu |
I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes |
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Otlez’ gnida |
F%$# off, you flea child |
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Zhopoliz |
Ass licker |
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Srachishche |
Huge ass |
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Idi nahuey |
F#$% off |
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Ya tibyi dam po yibalu |
I will hit you in your face |
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Za cyun v shopu |
Stick it in your ass |
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Ti sleepoy, asleyp |
Impotent |
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Otsosi, potom prosi |
Blow my c#$%. then make a wish |
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Jri govno i zdohni |
Eat sh%$ and die |
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Blad |
Whore |
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Bliatz |
Bitch |
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Opezdol |
Idiot |
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Ebanashka |
Crazy person |
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Eblan |
A stupid guy |
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Dolboyob |
A stupid guy |
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Raspizdyai |
A stupid guy |
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Mudlan |
A stupid guy |
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Ja Pycckij pidaras |
You are a loser |
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Alkash |
You drunk! |
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Babnik |
A womanizer |
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Devushka po vyzovu |
A prostitute |
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Zi detka |
Hey baby |
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Dostal/zakolebal |
You have pissed me off |
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Dura |
Fool (female) |
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Durak |
Fool (male) |
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Zadnitza |
An ass; jerk |
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Zanuda |
Boring person |
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Zatknis |
Shut up |
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Ischenzni |
Get lost |
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Kakaya zanuda |
What a bore |
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Kakogo chyorta |
What the hell |
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Kachok |
Jock strap |
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Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya |
Taking injected drugs |
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Konchaj bazar |
Stop talking |
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Loh |
Sucker |
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Macho |
A player |
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Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’ |
I don’t care what you think |
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Mne do lampochki |
I don’t care |
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Mne vse ravno |
I don’t care |
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Mymra |
Mean woman |
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Ostyn’ |
Chill out |
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Otvali |
Piss off |
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Perdet’ |
Fart |
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Pit’ zapoem |
A chronic drunk |
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Pridurok |
Nitwit |
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P’yan v stel- ku |
Really drunk |
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Svoloch’ |
Bastard |
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Sidet’ na igle |
Druggy (injects needles) |
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Suka |
Bitch |
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Travka |
Weed |
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Trajat’sya |
To have sex |
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Halyavshchik |
Deadbeat; lazy person |
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Chyort voz’mi! |
Damn it!, Oh s#$%! |
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Chyort poberi! |
as above |
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Chyort! |
Damn!, Hell! |
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Chush’ sobach’ya |
Bull s#$%! |
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Yajtza |
Balls, testicles |
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Zloebuchii hui |
Hard f#$%ing d#$% |
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Idi v zhopu |
Go to hell |
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Ia tebya imeyu |
I’m having you (you’re my bitch) |
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Perhot’ podzalupnaya |
Pee hole dandruff |
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Minyet |
To give a blow job |
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Chlen marinovanii |
A marinated d#$% |
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Raspizdyay Kolhoznii |
A stupid Redneck |
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Kon’ Pedal’nii |
Idiot (literally: horse with pedals) |
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Bariga |
Drug dealer |
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Idi nyuhai plavki |
Go smell underwear |
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Pizda ti jopoglazaya |
You are a vagina with eyes on your ass |
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Rodilsya cherez jopu |
You were born through the ass |
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Pizda s ushami |
A vagina with ears |
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Zalupoglazaya mondavushka |
Slut with pee hole eyes |
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Anus perepuganii |
A scared anus |
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Khrenoten’ |
F#$%ed up thing (usually situation) |
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Indanahway suka bluut |
F#$% off bitch (highly offensive) |
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Niegadzai |
Good for nothing |
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Svolotch |
Swine |
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Sooksin |
Son of a bitch |
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Jopa |
Asshole, bad situation |
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Perestan’ bit dabayobom |
Stop being a dips#$% |
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Ya sru na tvayu mat’ |
I s#$% on your mother |
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Yobanyi karas’ |
[email protected]#$ing moron |
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Yeban’ko maloletnee |
Adolescent jerk |
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Zjelob |
[email protected]#$head |
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Ment (plural: menti) |
Police agent, militia agent (slang) |
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Zona |
Prison |
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Na zone |
In prison |
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Ti menia dostal |
I’ve had enough of you |
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Shluha vokzal’naja |
Train station whore |
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Wed’ma |
Witch |
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Past’ zakroi |
Shut it |
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Tvar’ |
Creature |
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Vrezat |
tebe Hit you |
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Gaduka |
Snake, serpent |
|
Vrubatsa |
Understand? (slang) |
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Huyniu nesti |
Talking crap |
|
Savok |
Asshole (old slang) |
|
Poshlaja svenja |
Chauvinistic pig |
|
Dovodit |
Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt |
|
Unbju! |
I’ll kill you |
|
Prishju! |
I’ll kill you! (slang, old) |
|
Paritsa (ne par’sia) |
Getting upset (calm down) |
|
Starik |
Old man |
|
Bomzj |
Homeless |
|
Beloruchka |
Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean |
|
Durak |
1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game |
|
Botanik |
Nerd |
|
Burda |
Messed up |
|
Krisha poehala |
Has gone insane |
|
Nochnaja babochka |
Hooker (literally: night butterfly) |
|
Kak muhi na govno |
Like flies to [email protected]#$ |
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Vlip |
You’re in deep [email protected]#$ (literally: stuck) |
|
Popal |
You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit) |
|
Promazal |
You missed |
|
Svinets |
Lead (bullets) |
|
Pulia |
Bullet |
|
Pushka |
Gun (literally: cannon) |
|
Kalash |
Kalashnikov |
|
Gaishnik |
Policemen who checks cars |
|
GAI |
Road police |
|
Oblom |
[email protected]#$ed up (literally: broken) |
|
Ne pudri mne mozgi |
Don’t try to confuse me |
|
Okachenel |
I’m so cold I’m stiff |
|
Vstat |
Rise (also for stiff [email protected]#$) |
|
Hohol |
Insult for Ukrainian |
|
Patsan |
Boy, lad |
|
Kosiak |
Joint, drug filled cigarette |
|
Kosiachok |
as above |
|
Lobizatsa |
A suck up |
|
Razvaluha |
Car that’s falling apart as it goes |
|
Derevianni rubli |
Useless money (literally: wooden rubles) |
|
Baba Jaga |
Witch |
|
Zmei Gorinich |
Dragon, snake, negative meaning |
|
Koshei Bessmertni |
Either very ugly or very skinny male |
|
Vziatka |
Bribe money |
|
Vziatochnik |
Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money) |
|
Baba |
Fat, ugly, mannerless woman |
|
Rabochie |
Working class |
|
Udavis |
Suffocate in it! |
|
Podonok |
A person that’s the lowest of the lowest |
|
Tovo, on/ona tovo |
He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she) |
|
Goli |
Naked |
|
Obnazjonni |
Nude |
|
Zjulik |
Cheater, criminal who rips people off |
|
Zviaknut |
Give a call by telephone |
|
Roga pristavit |
Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend |
|
Jaitsa razbit |
Kick your balls |
|
Raskvasit |
Beat to a bloody pulp |
|
Molokosos |
Underage boy (literally: milk sucker) |
|
Yebanat vonuchii |
Stinky [email protected]#$ head |
|
Ne hnich |
Don’t cry (rude) |
|
Mordoboy |
Big fight (literally: face smasher) |
|
Sooka sin |
Son of a bitch |
|
Perestan dedushkin huy sasat |
Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$% |
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U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? |
Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right) |
|
Rogatii kozyol |
A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns) |
|
Golovorez |
Someone who slits throats |
|
Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’ |
You love to suck your dad’s penis |
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Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka |
Shut your f*%&ing mouth, bitch |
|
Shestiorka |
In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck. |
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Nu ti dajosh! |
Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative). |
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Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya |
Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you [email protected]#$ing whore. |
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Naguliala |
A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is. |
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Peshka |
Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ the most unimportant figure in chess) |
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Krisha |
A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal |
|
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe |
Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful. |
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Tya mama huyem v rot ebala |
Your mother [email protected]#$ed you in the mouth with a [email protected]#$. |
|
Veshat lapshu na ushi |
To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears) |
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Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh |
Your face looks like a monkey’s ass |
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Shob tebe deti v sup srali |
I wish that your children will crap in your soup |
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Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami |
Stop f*%&ing my brain with your questions |
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U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra? |
You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters? |
More Russian Swear Words Information – if you’re still keen!
Check out A Systematic Guide to Fluent Russian Swearing (Russian Edition) and Dirty Russian: Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” (Dirty Everyday Slang).
So hopefully, you’ll be swearing like a Russian in no time, and might even impress Vladimir Putin!
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244 Russian Swear Words, Phrases, Curses, Slang, Insults, Colloquialisms and Expletives! How To Speak Russian!
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Yay! This silly post is your definitive guide on a massive 244 Russian Swear Words, Slang, Phrases, Insults and Expletives, or How To Swear In Russian!
Yes, profanities from languages around the world is subject matter that appears a lot in this silly travel blog!
You can find out more about Russian swearing in more detail here – and actually maybe learn some proper Russian!:
As an introduction… here are my Top 10 Russian Swear Words! Let’s just say that they’re very expressive!
What The Best and Funniest Russian Swear Words, Curses and Phrases?
Srat’ tebe v rot – To crap in your mouth
Perhot’ podzalupnaya – Pee hole dandruff (which makes me wonder how the dandruff got there in the first place!)
Razvaluha – Car that’s falling apart as it goes
Shluha vokzal’naja – Train station whore
Shob tebe deti v sup srali – I wish that your children will crap in your soup
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe – Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful
Nochnaja babochka – Hooker (literally: night butterfly)
Zalupa konskaya – Horse pee hole! (to a person)
Hooy morzhovy – Walrus penis (to a person)
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu – I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes
I have a feeling that none of these new phrases you’re about to learn today are ever going to appear in Living Language – Russian anytime soon!
One of the things that I try to learn whenever I go to a new place where English is not the main language, I make sure that I memorise at least five words – hello, goodbye, please, thank you and beer. And then I use combinations of those to make a two word sentence!
I know sod all Russian and I can’t read it because it’s in another script (Cyrillic) which just looks like a jumble of scribble to me that I’ll never understand.
By the way, if you’re going to Russia anytime soon, you may need one of these guides:
When I visited Kazakhstan, where Russian is an official language, I think I managed to learn about ten Russian words in total, but then everyone else wanted to practice speaking English with me anyway. And I’m not sure why, because I only talk in a series of silly expressions (see my silly list of Australian Slang Words, Expressions, and Expletives!) so no one would have understood me anyway.
Which brings me to…
My Definitive List And Guide Of Really Bad Russian Swear Words, Insults, Curses, Expletives and Phrases! How To Learn the Russian Language!
I received this list of Russian swear words from someone who speaks both Russian and English, and thought they were pretty funny. That is, the ones that I left in this list. I had to cut some out because some of them were pretty bad!
Yes, many of these rather rude Russian swear words, expletives and phrases are downright offensive, abusive and insulting. If you really want to work through this list with a native Russian speaker, you probably won’t be alive at the end of it!
Let me know if you’re silly enough to give that a go! Note, the Russian swear words below are written the way they sound. Either way if you’re a native Russian speaker, or just want to learn a bit of of really bad Russian, I’m sure you’ll find this funny!
Here we go!
WARNING: If you are easily offended, stop reading this list of offensive and downright rude Russian swear words and expressions now! You can’t say that I didn’t tell you!
You’re not going to see many of these in a Russian to English translation guide any time soon!
Russian Swear Word (Latin pronunciation) and their Hilarious English Translations!
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Russian Swear Word (Latin) |
English Translation |
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Hooy tebe v zhopu! |
Prick up your ass! (refusal to a person) |
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Hooy na ny! |
Whore, slut. Also used as a link word |
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Blyat |
No f*%&ing way! |
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Zalupa konskaya |
Horse pee hole! (to a person) |
|
Hooy morzhovy |
Walrus penis (to a person) |
|
Gandon shtopany |
Darned condom (to a person) |
|
Perdoon stary |
Old Fart |
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Pizdobol, Pizdoon |
F*%*ing liar |
|
Govnosos |
S*%# Sucker |
|
Moodozvon |
Wacko |
|
Zaebis’ |
Holy %&$^ (could be bad or good) |
|
Pizdets |
F$&*ed up situation |
|
Po hooy |
Don’t f&$*ing care |
|
Do pizdy |
as above |
|
Yelda |
Huge penis |
|
Zalupa |
Pee hole |
|
Tselka |
Virgin |
|
Minet |
Blow job |
|
Naveshat’ pizdyley |
To beat the crap out someone |
|
Dat’ pizdy |
as above |
|
Pizdy vlomit’ |
above |
|
Srat’ tebe v rot |
To crap in your mouth |
|
Past’ zabej, padla jebanaja |
Shut the f&%* up, you f$&%*in’ bitch |
|
Zasranec |
Asshole |
|
Nu vse, tebe pizda |
That’s it, you’re f*%(in’ dead |
|
Poshyel k chyertu |
Go to hell |
|
Potselui mou zhopy |
Kiss my ass |
|
Zhri govno i zdohni! |
Eat s&^% and die! |
|
Pyeryestan’ zalupatsa |
Stop bitching |
|
Yob tvoyu mat |
F*%& your mother |
|
Durak neschastnyi |
You unlucky idiot |
|
Balvan |
Thick headed fool |
|
Dubiina |
Idiot (literally, A piece of wood) |
|
Viyebnutsa |
Show off |
|
Govno |
S&^% |
|
Zhopa |
Asshole |
|
Sraka |
An ass |
|
Mudak |
An asshole |
|
Passossee mayee yaitsa |
Suck my balls |
|
Ti Durak |
You’re a moron |
|
Zacroy rot |
Shut up |
|
Ti degheneraat |
You’re a degenerate |
|
Bliad’ |
Whore |
|
Govniuk |
S*%&head |
|
Pidaras |
Asshole |
|
Poshol nahuj |
F*%& off, f*$( you |
|
Pashol na khui |
as above |
|
Eto mnye do huya |
I don’t give a f%$ |
|
Na huy…? |
Why the f*%(…? |
|
A huy li? |
Why the f(%* not? |
|
Huy tebye v glaz! |
A d*%( in your eye |
|
Yobanaya suka! |
F*%&ing Bitch |
|
Otyebis ot menya! |
Get the f(%* away from me |
|
Yobni yivo |
Beat him! |
|
Yob materi vashi! |
I f%*ked all of your mothers |
|
Ootebya nyetu peeski |
You have no d*&% |
|
Nee da dyeloni |
F*&%ed up (lit. undone) |
|
Ya hachu tebya trakhate |
I want to f&^$ you |
|
Zasranees |
Shithead |
|
Kooshay govno sooka |
Eat s&*%, bitch |
|
Ootebya nyet yayeesav |
You have no balls |
|
Cuchka derganaya |
Crazy bitch |
|
Poydi k chertu |
Go to hell |
|
Fsyoe zaeebahnuh |
All f%$#ed up |
|
Gndon |
Condom |
|
Prezirvativ |
Condom |
|
Thomarai gand mai lund hai? |
Is a d%$# stuck up your ass? |
|
Eedee tryakhate tvayu mamu |
Go f%$# your mom |
|
Suka / sooka |
Bitch |
|
Jebat moi lisiy cherep |
F%$ my bald skull |
|
Chlen tebie v rot |
Take a d^%$ in your mouth |
|
Otyebis |
F#$% off |
|
Zhopu porvu margala vikoliu |
I’ll rip your ass and poke out your eyes |
|
Otlez’ gnida |
F%$# off, you flea child |
|
Zhopoliz |
Ass licker |
|
Srachishche |
Huge ass |
|
Idi nahuey |
F#$% off |
|
Ya tibyi dam po yibalu |
I will hit you in your face |
|
Za cyun v shopu |
Stick it in your ass |
|
Ti sleepoy, asleyp |
Impotent |
|
Otsosi, potom prosi |
Blow my c#$%. then make a wish |
|
Jri govno i zdohni |
Eat sh%$ and die |
|
Blad |
Whore |
|
Bliatz |
Bitch |
|
Opezdol |
Idiot |
|
Ebanashka |
Crazy person |
|
Eblan |
A stupid guy |
|
Dolboyob |
A stupid guy |
|
Raspizdyai |
A stupid guy |
|
Mudlan |
A stupid guy |
|
Ja Pycckij pidaras |
You are a loser |
|
Alkash |
You drunk! |
|
Babnik |
A womanizer |
|
Devushka po vyzovu |
A prostitute |
|
Zi detka |
Hey baby |
|
Dostal/zakolebal |
You have pissed me off |
|
Dura |
Fool (female) |
|
Durak |
Fool (male) |
|
Zadnitza |
An ass; jerk |
|
Zanuda |
Boring person |
|
Zatknis |
Shut up |
|
Ischenzni |
Get lost |
|
Kakaya zanuda |
What a bore |
|
Kakogo chyorta |
What the hell |
|
Kachok |
Jock strap |
|
Kolot’sya/shiryat’sya |
Taking injected drugs |
|
Konchaj bazar |
Stop talking |
|
Loh |
Sucker |
|
Macho |
A player |
|
Mne nasrat’, chto ty dumaesh’ |
I don’t care what you think |
|
Mne do lampochki |
I don’t care |
|
Mne vse ravno |
I don’t care |
|
Mymra |
Mean woman |
|
Ostyn’ |
Chill out |
|
Otvali |
Piss off |
|
Perdet’ |
Fart |
|
Pit’ zapoem |
A chronic drunk |
|
Pridurok |
Nitwit |
|
P’yan v stel- ku |
Really drunk |
|
Svoloch’ |
Bastard |
|
Sidet’ na igle |
Druggy (injects needles) |
|
Suka |
Bitch |
|
Travka |
Weed |
|
Trajat’sya |
To have sex |
|
Halyavshchik |
Deadbeat; lazy person |
|
Chyort voz’mi! |
Damn it!, Oh s#$%! |
|
Chyort poberi! |
as above |
|
Chyort! |
Damn!, Hell! |
|
Chush’ sobach’ya |
Bull s#$%! |
|
Yajtza |
Balls, testicles |
|
Zloebuchii hui |
Hard f#$%ing d#$% |
|
Idi v zhopu |
Go to hell |
|
Ia tebya imeyu |
I’m having you (you’re my bitch) |
|
Perhot’ podzalupnaya |
Pee hole dandruff |
|
Minyet |
To give a blow job |
|
Chlen marinovanii |
A marinated d#$% |
|
Raspizdyay Kolhoznii |
A stupid Redneck |
|
Kon’ Pedal’nii |
Idiot (literally: horse with pedals) |
|
Bariga |
Drug dealer |
|
Idi nyuhai plavki |
Go smell underwear |
|
Pizda ti jopoglazaya |
You are a vagina with eyes on your ass |
|
Rodilsya cherez jopu |
You were born through the ass |
|
Pizda s ushami |
A vagina with ears |
|
Zalupoglazaya mondavushka |
Slut with pee hole eyes |
|
Anus perepuganii |
A scared anus |
|
Khrenoten’ |
F#$%ed up thing (usually situation) |
|
Indanahway suka bluut |
F#$% off bitch (highly offensive) |
|
Niegadzai |
Good for nothing |
|
Svolotch |
Swine |
|
Sooksin |
Son of a bitch |
|
Jopa |
Asshole, bad situation |
|
Perestan’ bit dabayobom |
Stop being a dips#$% |
|
Ya sru na tvayu mat’ |
I s#$% on your mother |
|
Yobanyi karas’ |
[email protected]#$ing moron |
|
Yeban’ko maloletnee |
Adolescent jerk |
|
Zjelob |
[email protected]#$head |
|
Ment (plural: menti) |
Police agent, militia agent (slang) |
|
Zona |
Prison |
|
Na zone |
In prison |
|
Ti menia dostal |
I’ve had enough of you |
|
Shluha vokzal’naja |
Train station whore |
|
Wed’ma |
Witch |
|
Past’ zakroi |
Shut it |
|
Tvar’ |
Creature |
|
Vrezat |
tebe Hit you |
|
Gaduka |
Snake, serpent |
|
Vrubatsa |
Understand? (slang) |
|
Huyniu nesti |
Talking crap |
|
Savok |
Asshole (old slang) |
|
Poshlaja svenja |
Chauvinistic pig |
|
Dovodit |
Provoke, pester, annoy, tempt |
|
Unbju! |
I’ll kill you |
|
Prishju! |
I’ll kill you! (slang, old) |
|
Paritsa (ne par’sia) |
Getting upset (calm down) |
|
Starik |
Old man |
|
Bomzj |
Homeless |
|
Beloruchka |
Woman who doesn’t know how to cook or clean |
|
Durak |
1. Idiot. 2. Russian card game |
|
Botanik |
Nerd |
|
Burda |
Messed up |
|
Krisha poehala |
Has gone insane |
|
Nochnaja babochka |
Hooker (literally: night butterfly) |
|
Kak muhi na govno |
Like flies to [email protected]#$ |
|
Vlip |
You’re in deep [email protected]#$ (literally: stuck) |
|
Popal |
You’re in deep trouble (literally: you hit) |
|
Promazal |
You missed |
|
Svinets |
Lead (bullets) |
|
Pulia |
Bullet |
|
Pushka |
Gun (literally: cannon) |
|
Kalash |
Kalashnikov |
|
Gaishnik |
Policemen who checks cars |
|
GAI |
Road police |
|
Oblom |
[email protected]#$ed up (literally: broken) |
|
Ne pudri mne mozgi |
Don’t try to confuse me |
|
Okachenel |
I’m so cold I’m stiff |
|
Vstat |
Rise (also for stiff [email protected]#$) |
|
Hohol |
Insult for Ukrainian |
|
Patsan |
Boy, lad |
|
Kosiak |
Joint, drug filled cigarette |
|
Kosiachok |
as above |
|
Lobizatsa |
A suck up |
|
Razvaluha |
Car that’s falling apart as it goes |
|
Derevianni rubli |
Useless money (literally: wooden rubles) |
|
Baba Jaga |
Witch |
|
Zmei Gorinich |
Dragon, snake, negative meaning |
|
Koshei Bessmertni |
Either very ugly or very skinny male |
|
Vziatka |
Bribe money |
|
Vziatochnik |
Someone who takes Vziatka (bribe money) |
|
Baba |
Fat, ugly, mannerless woman |
|
Rabochie |
Working class |
|
Udavis |
Suffocate in it! |
|
Podonok |
A person that’s the lowest of the lowest |
|
Tovo, on/ona tovo |
He’s there, as in, he’s insane (or she) |
|
Goli |
Naked |
|
Obnazjonni |
Nude |
|
Zjulik |
Cheater, criminal who rips people off |
|
Zviaknut |
Give a call by telephone |
|
Roga pristavit |
Cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend |
|
Jaitsa razbit |
Kick your balls |
|
Raskvasit |
Beat to a bloody pulp |
|
Molokosos |
Underage boy (literally: milk sucker) |
|
Yebanat vonuchii |
Stinky [email protected]#$ head |
|
Ne hnich |
Don’t cry (rude) |
|
Mordoboy |
Big fight (literally: face smasher) |
|
Sooka sin |
Son of a bitch |
|
Perestan dedushkin huy sasat |
Stop sucking grandpa’s d#$% |
|
U tebya cho ruki iz jopi rastut? |
Are your hands growing from your ass? (to a really clumsy person or to one who cannot do anything right) |
|
Rogatii kozyol |
A loser whose wife cheats on him (literally: goat with horns) |
|
Golovorez |
Someone who slits throats |
|
Ti liubeesh papeenu pees’ku sassat’ |
You love to suck your dad’s penis |
|
Zacroy svoy peesavati rot, sooka |
Shut your f*%&ing mouth, bitch |
|
Shestiorka |
In prison, the person who is everyone’s bitch and has to do as everyone else says. Also lowest card in the Russian card deck. |
|
Nu ti dajosh! |
Exclamation of amazement at someone’s courage or actions (can be positive and negative). |
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Idi obsosi tyaevo papu, kak ti delayesh kazhdyi den, ti shluha yebanaya |
Go suck off your daddy like you usually do every night, you [email protected]#$ing whore. |
|
Naguliala |
A woman who doesn’t know who the father of her child is. |
|
Peshka |
Someone who’s not worth a thing (literally ‘pion’ the most unimportant figure in chess) |
|
Krisha |
A corrupt policeman who, in return for moderate pay, protects a criminal |
|
U tya sho zhopa sho rozha: vse prigozhe |
Your ass is the same as your face: all beautiful. |
|
Tya mama huyem v rot ebala |
Your mother [email protected]#$ed you in the mouth with a [email protected]#$. |
|
Veshat lapshu na ushi |
To tell someone lies, try to fool someone (literally means to hang spaghetti on his ears) |
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Oo ti bya, galava, kak, oon a bizyanie jopuh |
Your face looks like a monkey’s ass |
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Shob tebe deti v sup srali |
I wish that your children will crap in your soup |
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Perestan’ mne jabat’ mozgi svojimi voprosami |
Stop f*%&ing my brain with your questions |
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U tebia ochen malenki hui, skolka…pat centimetra? |
You have a very small penis, how much…five centimeters? |
More Russian Swear Words Information – if you’re still keen!
Check out A Systematic Guide to Fluent Russian Swearing (Russian Edition) and Dirty Russian: Everyday Slang from “What’s Up?” to “F*%# Off!” (Dirty Everyday Slang).
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